When you wind up in the ED, please consider the following:Your Doctor is your Doctor, not your waiter. "Will you be waiting on me" is the wrong question.
Your doctor will not really mind being called doc. He will mind being called asshole. Your penalty depends on your problem.
Do not call your nurse "bitch" then act surprised when you don't get pain medicine.
Go read the rest at GruntDoc's blog. And do try to stay out of emergency, if you can. If you can't, spare a thought for Mr. Hassle's Long Underpants.
Comments