Natalie said it. I just agree with it. I liked my pre-fat, pre-baby breasts better. That is to say, I knew I was pregnant when they started wobbling. I suppose, given my age, even when I do get back to the 20% body fat, they will be wobbly. Oh, well.
I simply don't get the whole "camel toe" phenomenon. Crotch cleavage is something I try to avoid at all costs - I don't understand the appeal. Then again, I really don't understand the appeal of breast cleavage, either - it makes you look like you have an ass on your chest and it's too easy to drop things down there and have to fish them out. I've lost earrings down there, popcorn, tweezers, chip crumbs and, on one particularly nasty occasion, a glob of soup. It's a pain in the ass and sometimes I want to wrap my chest up in Ace bandages to flatten the damn things out.