Holy Trinity to Break-up
Father, Son will remain; Holy Spirit to launch solo career Rome, Italy. - The long-rumored break-up of The Holy Trinity became fact yesterday, when The Holy Spirit held a press conference to announce his departure from the group. The other members of The Holy Trinity were not immediately available for comment. The break-up rocked the theological community, casting doubt on the belief that the Holy Trinity was not really a trio, but rather one God revealing himself in three ways.
Citing “artistic differences”, The Holy Spirit said that the trio had been bickering for years, and that he feels that the break-up will be best for all three members of the original power trio. “Even though we are all kind of the same God, we were stuck in a rut, artistically and personally. We’ve basically been doing the same thing for thousands of years”, said The Holy Spirit, “but we had a very popular and successful run, and I think we did a lot of great things together.”
What I think is sad is the disclaimer on the blue brick site:
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Evidently, people will believe anything: