I found this through my referrer logs. The preceeding post was just too serious for a weekend, so here is the levity antidote:
Recently, the Society For Evil Overlords has noticed a regrettable decline in the availability and quality of fanatical henchmen, evil priests, and willing sacrificial victims. We wish to correct this growing problem by submitting the following general guidelines for Evil Cultists.1. Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of the amateur.
2. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practise the correct pronunciation of your deity's name in the privacy of your own room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful.
3. Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
4. Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over ten pounds in weight -- it attracts unwelcome attention from tourists, policemen, various supernatural creatures, and can be downright dangerous during thunderstorms.
5. Citronella candles may not be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. Pastel-colored candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Powers of Darkness.
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Note for the humor-impaired: the preceeding was satire. Got that?
I WANT TO BECOME AN EVIL CULTIC BABE CAN U HELP I WANT TO BE WICKED AND BRUTAL ON MANKNID PLS CAN U HELP.
Posted by: Linda Faith | Monday, August 21, 2006 at 03:44 PM
I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE AN A BLOOD CULTIST MAN AND I PROMISE TO BRING MORE POEPLE INTO THIS BUT I NEED MONEY AND I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU .,
Posted by: OGBUAGU | Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 02:16 AM