Friends

An actual friend sent this to me.

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's the truth about our friendship ...

Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's the truth about our friendship ...

• When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad.
• When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
• When you smile, I'll know you are getting laid.
• When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
• When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
• When you are confused, I will use little words to explain.
• When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
• When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Remember: A friend will help you move on. A really good friend will help you move the body. (Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.)

They always tell you to send these things to ten of your closest friends, but you get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway. So do whatever you darn well please with it.

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I'm glad you added your link to bloggerseeds because I try to go there regularly and visit sites that have been submitted.....The friendship thing is cute. Have a wonderful day! =)