Internets, May I Have?

OK, in some ways like my friend Dr. Joe, I am a technodolt.  Some ways I am not.

Finally got the Tivo up and running, thanks to the friendly folks...but the DVD player is not on the playlist.

Like my friend Grace, I am asking the internets for succor.

Any of y'all in the 650 area code have a handy high school student, for example, who can help me out?