Finslippy started it last year but but it went on. And on. We should start it again...The twitter hashtag is #passiveaggressivethanksgiving.
Feel free to recycle.
- RT @finslippy: Thanks for calling me, finally. I guess you don't call your mother on Thanksgiving Morning anymore? #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
- RT @finslippy The only way I know anything about you is through your blog. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving -- that's my dad
- RT @randonb: No, no, the food didn't make me sick; I was just throwing up to get the taste of the food out of my mouth. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
- RT @SarahThyre: Welllll, it appears the turkey's not the only thing stewing in its own juices. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
- RT @LadyKatieBond: "Do you want me to get this done or to listen to every little thing you say?" #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
- RT @JRehling: Does Thanksgiving feel special to people like you who eat this much every day? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy: Are those *nuts* in the stuffing? You were always so adventurous. Remember when you were 2 and you ate poop? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @yorkd: Here, I bought this bottle if Welch's sparkling grape juice just for you. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @creeple: Sure, Alice, you can have more pie. I bought you a dress...but I might have to trade it for a bigger size. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @creeple: Yeah, I made vegan chili today while you feast upon the flesh of dead foul. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @randonb: I like how you used the smoke detector as a timer; that was very clever. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @randonb: Thanks again for cooking this year; I was really worried I might over eat. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @HonuDan: "It's not your fault she got food poisoning, the oven's probably broken" #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @caitlinseebs: I swear you're not sitting at the kids table because you're immature, we just ran out of space #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @caitlinseebs: Chester never begs for scraps, but I guess that's because I took the time to bring him to obedience school #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @caitlinseebs: You look great! Did you lose weight? I didn't think so. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @caitlinseebs: Wow! How'd this bottle of wine go so quickly? Do you know, Jeffrey? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @CBSpriggs: "I didn't let you & your brother play such violent games, but I'm sure she's fine." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @caitlinseebs: No, of course there isn't too much food. I'll just put the casserole in the kitchen since the table's so full #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @caitlinseebs: "Well, your pie is made with margarine, so I brought my own...just in case" #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @HonuDan: "It's not your fault she got food poisoning, the oven's probably broken." #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @HonuDan: "Oh, good, the ambulance is here. Thanks for everything." #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @HonuDan: "It's such a nice tradition that Sarah makes the same side dishes every single year" #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @Kingmob6: "This stuffing tastes...different." #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @Kingmob6: "Oh? And how did your mother make the turkey?" #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @KenPlume: "These are the same potatoes." #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @finslippy: We wouldn't be family if we didn't talk about each other behind each other's back, right? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @NicLewis: There are hundreds of ways to prepare potatoes, but it looks like you're sticking with this one. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @automatic7: #passiveaggressivethanksgiving Unemployed? Still?? It must be nice having all that free time.
RT @MJOffen: It's adorable how you dress your Pomeranian in real Prada. & you brought Pepperidge Farm cookies! Mm, Milano. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy: Oh, is your kid eating? Because we say grace first. My fault! I keep forgetting you're raising him Godless! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy: I love your super-quirky mismatched plates! My bone china is so boring. Not a chip on any of them. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy: I'm so glad I could make ALL the side dishes. Why *shouldn't* the host relax? You've done enough, probably! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
T @imaginaryzina: "No thanks, I don't eat turkey. My bad-you guys seemed so nice, I just assumed you were vegetarians." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy: Listen, you look...fine. Happy! And anyway, why bother losing weight *before* the holidays, right? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @jas508: Oh. You make the gravy *that* way. No, no I'm sure it will be.... Ok. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @finslippy: I thought you'd *want* me to bring another turkey! Some people like it less dry, is all. What? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @swythe: Turning Leaf chardonnay? How thoughtful of you!. And it's such an excellent value. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @halftankstudio: So what food are you allergic to THIS year? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @halftankstudio: That's OK if you don't want to make Green Bean Casserole. I can see you'd want something less fatty #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @ImaginaryZina: "I would look so stupid wearing those shoes with that dress, but on you it almost works." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @devakali: If you want me to do the dishes, I can. I was just getting off my feet for a moment. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @reelquinn: "We were raised with more traditional values, but your way is fine, too." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AnthonyGiffen: Don't worry if that turkey isn't big enough. We'll fill up on rolls. Everyone likes rolls. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @MJOffen: It takes real commitment not to be swayed by fashion year after year. I commend you. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @caldwelo: Oh, you only made 5 pies instead of 6. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AnthonyGiffen: Of course canned cranberry sauce is fine. Fresh is overrated. I love those can lines on the hunk. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @AnthonyGiffen: Sorry I can't make it but my man and I have other plans. It's nice of you to do something for those alone #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @AnthonyGiffen: Pass the gravy, Al. Speaking of passing, maybe later you could ask your cousin for help with your classes. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @AnthonyGiffen: A little pink in the turkey never killed anyone. The 1s who die from that are usually weak from other things #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @AnthonyGiffen: I am thankful that I had such a great year. And Jane, I hope you have a better one next year. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @imaginaryzina: "It's so wise of you two to wait to have children, since so many marriages these days end in divorce." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @JRehling: Oh good, you made some of that casserole that you like. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Zirgar: So...your wife still likes fat guys, I see / #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @brandibax: "I have some suggestions for the dinner, but I know how you like to control the menu." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Zirgar: Weird. Absence doesn't really make the heart grow fonder after all. / #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Zirgar: Say, you're not gonna eat ALL of that, are you? / #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @devakali: You must be Roy's new friend. What's your name again? I swear I just can't keep all you dears straight. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Professor_Snack: You understand the difference between miraclebone and wishbone, right? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @automatic7: #passiveaggressivethanksgiving Unemployed? Still?? It must be nice having all that free time.
RT @NicLewis: You do know that you don't have to finish it all right now? I can get you some zip-lock bags. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @JRehling: This year I poured a bottle of rum right into the turkey so your dad can have one hand free. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @JRehling: Can I get you fifths or thirds or whatever? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @JRehling: There's so much I'd like to be thankful for. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Jims_Whim: No, of course we love when you bring your "special friend". We just ran out of chairs at the table. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @jenbolstad: #passiveaggressivethanksgiving Your hair looks so cute like that! Why didn't you cut it sooner?
RT @museofhistory: Oh no, we love your dogs! You can keep them right out there in the car. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @JJSunDance: "So have you heard from your brother? Wasn't he supposed to be here by now?? In jail again? how nice #passiveaggressivethanksgiving.
RT @NicLewis: Ah, Chinet. Someday, you might have to bust-out the real stuff. Like, for a holiday, or something. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @lizditz: Where's the sweet potato casserole with marshmallows? You're too fancy for it now? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @JustMom42: "Oh, you made that ALL BY YOURSELF?Lets put that back here out of the way." #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @finslippy: I thought you'd *want* me to bring another turkey! Some people like it less dry, is all. What? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @SNAPPIN_MIN "Oh, I usually cook the stuffing IN the bird so it has flavor." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @lizditz What an interesting set of side dishes...are those traditional in your country? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @lizditz *We* always use the good china...oh, that *is* your good china? I'm sure you meant well. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @lizditz We're invited for 4 o'clock? Isn't that kind of late? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @lizditz We're invited for 2 o'clock? Are you sure the turkey will be done by then? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @lizditz Oh, you made Grandmother's Trembling Salad...I'm sure you'll get better with practice #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tanguerapdx: Oh, I see YOU'RE the one who got grandmother's flatware. It's plate, isn't it? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Markho23: This turkey isn't nearly as dry as the one you cooked last year. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @DANDAVENPORT: No, those are fine! Much better to be comfortable than worry about impressing everybody! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tinarowley: It's so great to see you! And you're on TIME! How did you do that?? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @palmbeachdude: Why don't you go ahead an tell everyone what Thanksgiving is like in prison? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @palmbeachdude: Which boyfriend's house did you spend last Thanksgiving at? It's so hard to keep track of their names.#PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy: Sorry, I'm just going to give my fork a little wash. It's FINE, I'm just a clean freak! Huh. The spoon, too. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @museofhistory: This is a great turkey! Do you want a recipe for next year? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @MomVee: I'll do that! You haven't even had a chance to get dressed yet! ...oh, you are? Okay. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @reelquinn: "We were raised with more traditional values, but your way is fine, too." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy Listen, it's fine that you stopped at one child. Not everyone can be as selfless and giving as we were. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @museofhistory Wow, what are YOU going to say you're thankful for? Bet you're glad this year is almost over, huh? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff We'll all say the one thing we're grateful for. Remember, Steve, there's no need to cry about it! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT@MJOffen: Oh my god, you came! Are your cats in the car? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT julieinduvall That's diced orange peel in the cranberry sauce? I wasn't sure what it was! #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT biscuitsandsuch Oh, you weren't kidding when you said you'd gotten ready. is the "rat's nest" look back in? #passiveaggressivethanksgiving #ohmom
RT Markho23 You're out of school now? Well now you'll be able to get a job with your dad at Burger King. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @NicLewis: Your house is very inviting. To all creatures great and small, apparently. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport Oprah says the most important thing is to accept yourself. So if you're happy w that perm--good for you dear. #passiveaggressiveThanksgiving
RT @alittlejelee We were going to invite you, but then we knew you couldn't afford it and we didn't want to embarrass you. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @taradublinrocks You're so brave to try those velvet leggings! Me, I'd never wear them out of the house. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @ReelQuinn "You're so good with the children! They'd love it if you sat them with them at dinner. Pass the fish-sticks." #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy I admire how you just *don't care.* Your house, your clothes. You're all, PFFF! I wish I could *not care*!
RT @benschwartzy No, I don't mind if your kids watch TV in the other room while we eat. #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @finslippy: Listen, if ur going to make a pig out of urself, today's the day. Wish I could be so reckless! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @crredwards Can I help with anything? I just can't sit still and let y... Oh, wow. I haven't had instant gravy in years. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @taradublinrocks Oh, YOU made the squash? I wondered why more people weren't eating it, but I wasn't sure. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff No, it's okay, kids can get food on the floor one day a year and it won't kill me. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff I made her a special plate, because you know, big girls get self-conscious about eating around other folks. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @palmbeachdude Just drown it in gravy, sweetie. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy You are so funny! We always wondered why you always had a boyfriend, but I guess *that's* why! What?
RT @Christal_L I would never DREAM to wear something so original and interesting. I need to start thrift store shopping too. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Christal_L I didnt know you were out of rehab again! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tanguerapdx Darling, why don't you sit at the end? That way you'll be furthest from the food. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @alittlejelee Don't worry about me; I'm used to being neglected by people who are supposed to care about me. #passiveaggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport I know I put my foot in my mouth last yr w that "pregnant" comment, but we're all just sure you are this time #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Blueskyfox Really? A half pound of suet? I didn't think they were allowed to sell that in a food store anymore... #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AndiWhiteberry I think it is very smart to shop at Salvation Army! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @palmbeachdude No, Grandma, everything was great. Well, at least you'll have leftovers for the rest of your life. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @inslippy Good for you, not going the traditional-religion route. So what if he's a little ...lost? He'll find his way! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @emjb Good for you for using a cake mix instead a cake from scratch like Mom did! You're such a rebel! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @ReelQuinn You know, you're most welcome to bring a guest one year! But we always want you to feel included. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @palmbeachdude It's nice to see you when you aren't asking for money or expecting presents. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport Oh look--a centerpiece like the one I sold at my garage sale last year! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff So, let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for. Bob, you can just go ahead and eat, though. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AndiWhiteberry Why did you and that nice medical student break up? Did he find someone prettier? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Blueskyfox Oh, you've taken the other drumstick, too! How nice for you that there's two of them! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tinarowley I really appreciate how this year you're sort of contributing to the conversation. That's new! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @finslippy Did you use *potato buds*? This is so hilariously retro! It's okay, I can make the homemade kind any time. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tinarowley You know what? Not everyone has to be a big achiever, that's what I always say. I think you're great. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AndiWhiteberry Of course you are gay, dear! We all are. We are a very, very happy family! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport I never imagined such a huge flat-screen wld fit in the dining room. It's like Suzanne Somers is here w us! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @alittlejelee I hope you don't mind, we put you at the kiddie table. You can tell all your jokes there. They might laugh. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AndiWhiteberry: Are you sure the mullet is making fashion return, dear? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AsininePoetry Sure, you can have more white meat. You need it to get strong so you can go out and get a job. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tinarowley This pie crust is so interesting! Did you not use butter? Or shortening? It's really...I can't figure it out! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @palmbeachdude I've never had a better turkey in this house. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AsininePoetry Not at all. This tastes just as good as you've always made it. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @NicLewis What a lovely table setting...in this Good Housekeeping magazine on your counter. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport And here we thought your girlfriend last year was overly friendly! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @My hairdresser didn't go to college either. She's surprisingly good at Trivial Pursuit. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport It looks *so* moist. And I was reading that the whole concern w undercooked meat is *way* exaggerated. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @AndiWhiteberry Are you pregnant or did you just put on more weight? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @tinarowley No, I absolutely think the canned cranberry sauce is better if you don't know what you're doing. Good move. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @FullTimeLarry Well, just look at you... By the looks of those cheeks, you've been practicing eating for the big day. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @NicLewis There's plenty of room to park that car of yours. Behind the woodshed, please. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @UnPunkMonk Oh, you two are still together? How nice! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport I *love* homemade slacks! I'm just too darned lazy to do it myself! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Leask Don't worry about the pie. People can eat around it. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport No, it's just that the salad looks too pretty to eat--so many cute marshmallows! #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @finslippy I'm so glad I didn't make any of the pies this year. I can actually resist these! Although they look nice. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @goodwithstyle Oh, I thought you said you lost 10 pounds? #passiveaggressivethanksgiving
RT @MJOffen You can have the wishbone. I gave up wishing after... you know. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @UnPunkMonk No, you can come. I'll have everyone keep the kids in the other room. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @dandavenport Of course I'm glad you brought them! I just hadn't planned on the stepkids eating as much as the rest of us. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @MJOffen That turkey that was once a living creature with feelings looks delicious. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @jennchantal Congrats - you didn't burn the turkey this year! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @alittlejelee Wow, I give you credit. Wearing clothes no one over 25 should wear; that takes guts. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Leask I read in Cook's Illustrated that brining the turkey makes it juicier. I'll email it to you. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @NicLewis It was nice of you to bring your friend along. She must not have had any other options. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @MJO MJOffen You're right, I'm sure drinking during pregnancy "once in a while" is fine. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @UnPunkMonk Oh. Hi. After last year, I assumed you weren't coming.... #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @MJOffen You really DID bring a date! We thought you were kidding! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff That's so quaint. How'd you get the cranberry stuff shaped just like a can? #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff That's so cute, honey, how the baby's here now but you're still eating for two! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @UnPunkMonk Oh. Let me bring in the sturdy chair from the other room. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @NicLewis It must be tough finding that same powdered gravy year after year. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @stevehuff Wow, you made *that* again. Maybe I'll get to taste it twice, just like last year. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @MJOffen Oh - you were serious about wearing that. #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Christal_L Oh Freddie !Good to see you! Is this your girlfriend or your boyfriend?! #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @UnPunkMonk Oh you didn't want a drumstick? I just assumed you like dark meat.... #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
RT @Christal_L Have some of my cake, unless youre finally on a diet #PassiveAggressiveThanksgiving
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